Piano Jokes:

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.

The audience at a piano recital were appalled when a telephone rang just off stage. Without missing a note the soloist glanced toward the wings and called, "If that's my agent, tell him I'm working!"

The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the Majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.